What was the point of it?

Who were those nameless faceless decepticons who had already appeared and died, only to reappear and die again in the final fight?

What is Micheal Bay's obsession with transformers spitting teeth?

Why did prime have to wear Jetfire?

How come it only took Megatron and Starscream 2 minutes to reach Cybertron... where the fuck is this planet?

At any point was there any actual threat to anyone?

Props for the use of the railgun to kill Devalamer. and Soundwave's rape scene but apart from that: fuck you!

Arcee.... the only "good guy" to die and just like Jazz before her, she had so little screen time I just couldn't have cared less.

I think the funniest moment of the whole film was as we were leaving the cinema, dude in front of me says: "wow, that was awesome - can't wait for the next one"


kill me now